jaclcfrost:

fandomsyoumeanfabdoms:

jaclcfrost:

i like it when people think i’m younger than i actually am because it’s like yes. yes i have fooled you. you think i look young but in reality i am not and have been alive for several centuries. i am centuries old. i am immortal. and i’ve fooled you

So you’re like Jack Frost?

what do you mean “like”

immaterial-girl:

my mom was like “hey im gonna watch frozen did you like it” and i just said “oh yeah. Hans was my favorite character youll love him”
and she literally just burst into my room, flipped on the lights and said “YOU LITTLE SHIT”

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

badcompanys:

life hack: take the person you despise the most and turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then put that flea in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to yourself, and when it arrives sMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

starkient:

bonus:

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kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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stravaganza:

geekophiliac:

THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH

YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING

OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS

JUST
POLYJUICE POTION

there’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library

jojje94:

this is what i imagine sports is

jojje94:

this is what i imagine sports is

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Goodbye friends I’m gone

blessyourpointylittlehead:

Serve me all beverages in a beaker so that when people ask what I’m drinking I can say “science”

blessyourpointylittlehead:

Serve me all beverages in a beaker so that when people ask what I’m drinking I can say “science”

shotasankari:

Every woman in Frozen has braided hair because Disney’s animators were traumatized after animating Rapunzel’s and Merida’s hair

bisexual-community:

sempiternalsapphire:

Tonight I let my new housemate talk for fifteen minutes about how bisexuality isn’t a valid sexual orientation and that they’re just greedy and have no standards and need to pick one. And then I told her I was bisexual. The back-pedalling was so messy and hilarious. 

*applause*